Hi,
Welcome Back to GGGNews.
Boy, I've been away for sometime from here I mean look at all these cobwebs. Anyway, welcome back everyone and I'm your editor of gaming, Chris Zeus, God of Hairbeards and man tits.
So I've been hearing some news on the Nintendo front recently that they joined forces with the Autobots to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons... okay, maybe not that but it's fucking close. Nintendo and a mobile company based in Japan by the name of DeNA has joined forces to create a new membership system that will not only replace Club Nintendo but also unify accounts to a network which will span across PC, Tablet, Handheld, Smartphone and Console.
Now that just makes my hairy man chest hair stand on end and my nips erect, but that's not all folks as Nintendo's Satori Iwata has announced that by E3 2016, we'll be hearing about their NEXT GEN (That's right... NEXT GEN baby) console which will be competing against the PS4 and XBox One.. I don't know about you but I think this news is giving my wallet some new fears that I've not seen in years since days when I used to play with rocks by shoving them up my nose and blowing them out.. now that was some next gen shit back in my day.
So with the news of Nintendo coming into the mobile gaming market as well as announcing that they are indeed working on a new console called "NX" at the moment, you'd think no one would care... oh my dear friend, get that fucking rock off your back and come with me on my magical motha fucking hype train. As soon as news broke out, Nintendo fans from both sides were both happy and pissed at the announcement, but not only that, Nintendo's stocks skyrocketed by 30%.
We can safely say that Greatness Awaits... for Nintendo that is.
Lots of Love,
Your Overlord of Chaos.
XOXOXO
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